I love *~*Demotivators 2006 Calendar*~*      @_+

Get To Work--You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Arrogance--The best leaders inspire by example.

When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

Blame--The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Nepotism--We promote family values here- Almost as often as we promote family members.

Sacrifice--Your role may be thankless. But if you're willing to give it your all,

 you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

Irresponsibility--No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

Planning--Much work remains to be done before

we can announce our total failure to make any progress.

Apathy--If we don't take care of the customers, maybe they'll stop bugging us.

Power--Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

Discovery--A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people

 will find that it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Burnout--Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.

Retirement--Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.